Its really late where I am. Like... its early its so late. And I can't sleep. So! I decided I'd write up an oh-so-fancy character bio demo. I'm sure you will all find it intriguing.
1. Twiddle thumbs 2. Plot destruction of the universe 3. Wonder just how much you can get away with 4. See step 1 5. Lean back in chair, repeat step 1 6. Come up with brilliant idea 7. Discard brilliant idea because it was really, really dumb 8. Repeat Steps 6 and 7 at least four times. 9. Come up with final, brilliant idea 10. Realize no character fits bill for brilliant idea 11. Find one curious trait 12. Roll with curious trait and generic description 13. Introduce character in RP* 14. Get (lovingly) yelled at by Kaya 15. Grumble 16. See Step 14 17. See Step 15 18. See Step 14 19. Complain 20. Sigh and get to work 21. Find picture 22. Give basic information that has actual little relevance to in-RP 23. Proceed to description 24. Describe using flowery words for a description of Step 21 25. Proceed to personality. Highlight one trait, say little else 26. Proceed to History 27. Say as little as possible within a huge amount of words 28. Make sure history is really vague 29. Edit out even more details from history 30. Smile 31. See Step 2 and Step 3 32. Wait for approval 33. Continue as if nothing has happened 34. Discard idea from Step 9 as it was indescribably dumb 35. Wonder why you invented character in first place 36. Roll with it!
Post by Jay Kitten on Sept 10, 2011 10:36:40 GMT -8
Wow, this looks oddly similar to my character-making process. Only instead of plotting the demise of the universe, I plot the destruction of several small boxes of kittens, usually including a steamroller.
But aside from that, this is quite accurate, I might say.
Tiger Cirryyth of Weyrharper V'ridian Black Sunristh of Weyrling A'kai Blood Zojiroth of Candidate Master Moraiya Lavender and her fading Starlight Fayzeth Elraishsa of the Wild Rowensae and Pscittasch Lylore the Strange Oldbies: R'nos, Felora, K'cin, S'nire(deceased)