Post by Jay Kitten on Sept 10, 2011 10:45:46 GMT -8
This tutorial is to explain to you how to be a Pernese person, living on Earth. It's really simple and I'm sure all of you McCafferey fans will want to try some of this.
Step 1: Build your home in the side of a cliff. This is best accomplished with a spoon and a couple good books. (Usually ones about digging caves and more Anne books)
Step 2: Yell about eggs all the time. "Shards! Shells! YOLK!" This is meant to distract and confuse. Use this advantage in conversations where people ask you "Why are you digging a hole in a cliff?"
Step 3: Invent your own pseudo-science to explain how everything works in your own little world. That's not a toaster, it's a triple bread immolator!
Step 4: Send tithes to the nearest plushie store that sells stuffed dragons, include in these tithes a lot of wood products. Leave little notes on the boxes that explain these things are for the dragons and their Riders. Leave before anyone sees you.
Step 5: Own a flamethrower. After all, you can't let the Thread burrow in the ground, right? Periodically purge the area in which you live of all organic plant life.
Step 6: Be vaguely homosexual. After all, nobody needs to know what color you would Impress, right?
Optional step 7: move to South America in a tropical area and pretend you're in RMW.
All of these things will assure that you are living on Pern! Nobody will deny it! And for the extra challenge, try hunting/gathering for all of your own food/clothing. Have fun!
Step 1: Build your home in the side of a cliff. This is best accomplished with a spoon and a couple good books. (Usually ones about digging caves and more Anne books)
Step 2: Yell about eggs all the time. "Shards! Shells! YOLK!" This is meant to distract and confuse. Use this advantage in conversations where people ask you "Why are you digging a hole in a cliff?"
Step 3: Invent your own pseudo-science to explain how everything works in your own little world. That's not a toaster, it's a triple bread immolator!
Step 4: Send tithes to the nearest plushie store that sells stuffed dragons, include in these tithes a lot of wood products. Leave little notes on the boxes that explain these things are for the dragons and their Riders. Leave before anyone sees you.
Step 5: Own a flamethrower. After all, you can't let the Thread burrow in the ground, right? Periodically purge the area in which you live of all organic plant life.
Step 6: Be vaguely homosexual. After all, nobody needs to know what color you would Impress, right?
Optional step 7: move to South America in a tropical area and pretend you're in RMW.
All of these things will assure that you are living on Pern! Nobody will deny it! And for the extra challenge, try hunting/gathering for all of your own food/clothing. Have fun!