Post by Jay Kitten on Apr 25, 2011 21:57:29 GMT -8
Is that a guy on the wall over there?
Dude, that's a wall all right, but I'm not sure that's a guy.
Oh, no, it totally is a guy? What's he doing? Did he just smash his face into that wall? Jeez, that's ridiculous!
Well, if these are things you think, you've probably come into contact with a wild Jay. The Jay can be very strange in his natural habitat, known only as the Wall-O-Random, or the "internet", whatever that means.
Discovered in 2005 by Kaya, the Jay is a very epic individual and can be easily startled by capital letters. He prefers a diet of meat and potatoes, though he does occasionally devour entire fields of broccoli near cheese factories.
The particular specimen housed within Rainbow Mists Weyr is very typical of normal Jay-like behaviors, which includes enacting the Jay-O-Nary gene and spelling everything correctly or correcting grammar in an annoying fashion, as well as using flamboyant language in his rather long-winded roleplaying posts.
He can sometimes be seen lurking about in the night, stealing canoes and placing them atop cars causing people to wonder just how they got there, and why they smell like feet and cold pickles.
The typical Jay loves developing his characters through roleplay, especially developing lasting relationships with that special someone to his character, which usually results in a lot of "awwws" being heard by many.
The specimen of RMW, dubbed "Jay Kitten", is the inventor of the term "Weyr War One" and a raging klah fiend. He is full of himself and boisterous, which is very apparent when placed in a room with a single Shoki. He enjoys physics to the point of preposterous levels, and if you ever ask him a question relating to the topic, expect a few paragraphs.
But what exactly is a Jay?
Is it a person, place, thing, or idea? Well, a research study conducted by one "Lynn" of RMW in 2009 revealed that the Jay originally comes from Mars, and is trying to return to his home planet by way of a physics degree. The Jay tends to make other people smile and exist in a state of happy ignorance of the horrible world in which we live, thus earning him the title of "Jay, the Great-tastic-spaz-rastic-bombastic-flastic-piece-a-mastic-snowshovel."
Or to sum it all up, he is Jay.
Dude, that's a wall all right, but I'm not sure that's a guy.
Oh, no, it totally is a guy? What's he doing? Did he just smash his face into that wall? Jeez, that's ridiculous!
Well, if these are things you think, you've probably come into contact with a wild Jay. The Jay can be very strange in his natural habitat, known only as the Wall-O-Random, or the "internet", whatever that means.
Discovered in 2005 by Kaya, the Jay is a very epic individual and can be easily startled by capital letters. He prefers a diet of meat and potatoes, though he does occasionally devour entire fields of broccoli near cheese factories.
The particular specimen housed within Rainbow Mists Weyr is very typical of normal Jay-like behaviors, which includes enacting the Jay-O-Nary gene and spelling everything correctly or correcting grammar in an annoying fashion, as well as using flamboyant language in his rather long-winded roleplaying posts.
He can sometimes be seen lurking about in the night, stealing canoes and placing them atop cars causing people to wonder just how they got there, and why they smell like feet and cold pickles.
The typical Jay loves developing his characters through roleplay, especially developing lasting relationships with that special someone to his character, which usually results in a lot of "awwws" being heard by many.
The specimen of RMW, dubbed "Jay Kitten", is the inventor of the term "Weyr War One" and a raging klah fiend. He is full of himself and boisterous, which is very apparent when placed in a room with a single Shoki. He enjoys physics to the point of preposterous levels, and if you ever ask him a question relating to the topic, expect a few paragraphs.
But what exactly is a Jay?
Is it a person, place, thing, or idea? Well, a research study conducted by one "Lynn" of RMW in 2009 revealed that the Jay originally comes from Mars, and is trying to return to his home planet by way of a physics degree. The Jay tends to make other people smile and exist in a state of happy ignorance of the horrible world in which we live, thus earning him the title of "Jay, the Great-tastic-spaz-rastic-bombastic-flastic-piece-a-mastic-snowshovel."
Or to sum it all up, he is Jay.